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Lyrics

Here are the quite frankly ridiculous lyrics to all of Evil Brain Taste's extant songs. Glean what knowledge you can from their vague, incoherent ramblings.

 

'Zombies ate my brains'

 

 

Arghhhh!

 

Last night just after midnight

I hear a murmur that craves my brains

Last time over and over

It never changes they want your brains

 

Zombies ate my brains X4

 

Tasty ripe and pasty

It's warm and mushy caked in blood

Chewy grey and gooey

It's my obsession it's best  flambéed

 

Zombies ate my brains X4

 

Oooogghhh

 

Arghhhhh!

 

Brainssss X4

 

 

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'Have You Ever Tasted Brains?'

 

 

Have you ever tasted brains, it's such a rare treat

Wait till no-one's looking so that you can eat a bit

Decapitation is the easiest way

And it's the most exquisite arterial display

 

Bite through the skull smash it with a hammer

Tear it with your finger nails doesn't really matter

 

Boiled scrambled fried or baked

You got to eat it now I begin to salivate

 

Have you ever tasted brains it's such a rare treat

Wait till no-ones looking so that you can eat a bit

Decapitation is the easiest way

And it's a great way to spill the old claret

 

Sautéed roasted poached or flaked

Gotta eat it now got to put it on your plate

 

How do you like your brains frying in a pan

Get them from a woman get them from a man

Open up the skull squish it with your hands

It's the only way to help ease the pain

 

Bite through the skull smash it with a hammer

Knead it with your finger tips use it as your batter

 

It's real just the same as eating Maccy D's

It's the same flavour as a quarter pounder cheese

 

Did you ever taste a brain was it a rare treat

Did you wait till no ones looking so that you could eat a bit

Decapitation is the easiest way

And it's the most exquisite arterial display

 

Smash it mash it taste too sweet

Helps stop the pain when your rotting like me

 

Have you ever tasted brains it's such a rare treat x9

 

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'Candlelit shit'

 

 

You go downstairs to the basement room

You lock yourself see everything you like

A porcelain bowl and a candle wick

A cupboard full of toilet roll with which to wipe your arse

 

You lock yourself in behind the secret door

You see the things laid out the things you've grown to love

A porcelain bowl and a candle wick

You defecate by candle light you are a total dick

 

Makes me so annoyed, gives you so much joy

Candlelit shit, it bugs me when you do it

A porcelain bowl and a candle wick

You defecate by candle light you are a total dick

 

The bulb gave out with an audible pop

Far too lazy to go to the shop

Bring out the candlewick put it in it's place

Now the stool can fall from grace

 

A porcelain bowl and a candle wick

You get up in the night to have a candle light shite

A porcelain bowl and a candle wick

You defecate by candle light you are a total dick

 

You say there's no other way you say the bulb is gone

But now I know the truth you defecate by candlelight

You tell me to fuck off I tell you to fuck off

You can't go through the night without a candlelight shite

 

 

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'Back From The Dead'

 

E!

 

Shot through the head- I'm back from the dead

(To reap my revenge to reap my revenge)

You can't kill me cause I don't have any brains

(I'll reap my revenge, reap my revenge)

 

I'll tear you apart straight for your heart

I'll rip your arms off and stick them up your ass

I'll beat your corpse to a pulp with your severed legs

And when I'm finished I'm going to eat your head

 

Knew a woman once, but had to give it up

Head came off with a single cut

Bathed in her blood to ease eternal pain

(Reap my revenge)

 

Tore out her eyes used the sockets for pleasure

Kept her corpse for good measure

Used her face to patch up my own

Stripped her flesh right down to the bone

 

Shot through the head- I'm back from the dead

(To reap my revenge to reap my revenge)

You can't kill me cause I don't have any brains

(I'll reap my revenge, reap my revenge)

 

I'll eat your face off your expression makes me laugh

How does it feel to have eyes stuffed full of glass

I'm so ecstatic I make a song and dance

As your offals dissolving in my home made acid bath

In my home made acid bath

 

Ow!

 

Reap my revenge...

 

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'Hello, I Want To Kill You'

 

 

Walking down the street just the other day

You couldn't seem to help but get in my way

It'd be so easy if you only knew

The hatred I feel when I look at you

 

Trying your hardest to block the path

Slower than the traffic, are you having a laugh?

My fingers flex and I look at your throat

Imagine your screams and begin to gloat

 

When the shutter starts to close- You'll be there

When I need a bit more space- You'll be there

If there's only one thing left- You'll be there

In the most annoying place

 

Hello

I want to kill you

Hello

Your time to die

I know

I want to kill you

Hello

Now say goodbye

 

When I got home you were already there

Taking up space in my favourite chair

Told you to get out, but you wouldn't reply

Staring into space with your lazy eye

 

Next time we met it was on the tube

I wouldn't let you pass, and you said 'How Rude!'

The irony was lost on your simple mind

As it ever was with your fucking kind

 

When the shutter starts to close- You'll be there

When I need a bit more space- You'll be there

If there's only one thing left- You'll be there

In the most annoying place

 

bridge

 

chorus

 

 

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Those Whose Bodies Are Subject To Decay

 

Those who's bodies are subject to decay

Flesh all green and grey

The stench from far away

(repeat xMANY)

 

 

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'Everything decays'

 

 

What's that smell everything I see

If you leave it long enough it will rot eventually

Disintegration happens when you die

When all is fresh and new it makes me wanna cry

 

What's that sound everything I taste

Has musty note I cannot seem to place

Mould and fungus seem to go together

But with putrefaction everything is better

 

Like waste that's gone off and is vinegary

The rankest tomato you ever did see

If you're not devoid of your bone idol ways you could be living in squalor

 

Cause everything decays

 

Everything decays x7

 

What's that thought everything I feel

Takes me by surprise and makes me squeal

Underneath the sofa there lurks a great surprise

Last summer's curry with a garnish of flies

 

Like haddock that has been left out in the sun

It's putrid and stinky you know it's the one

Can't be too careful where hygiene's  concerned

I thought by now you'd have learned

 

Everything you know

Everything you fear

Nothing is forever

They all float down here

Never trust another

'Cos everyone betrays

You'll be rotting soon

Cos everything decays

 

Everything decays!

 

Arghhhh!

 

 

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'Rotting fox'

 

 

I saw you laying in the hedgerow

All bloated your jaw exposed

I had to stop to admire your gore

And take a closer look at that rotting jaw

 

The orange blisters in your decomposing flesh

Gaping wound to the abdomen one of your ribs is poking out

Blood has crusted up around the corners if your mouth

 

Now boiling in my saucepan your stench fills the room

Gonna grind your teeth and make some bread eat your flesh because your dead

 

Rotting fox X4

 

Your rotting meat completes my finger buffet

Among the critters I have been collecting for days

On my evening platter you are the centre piece

Your jaw is pride of place in my road kill feast

 

Now boiling in my saucepan your stench fills the room

Gonna grind your teeth and make some bread eat your flesh because your dead

 

Rotting fox X4

 

Pleased to meet you rotting fox

 

It's nice to eat you rotting fox

 

Please to meet you rotting fox

 

It's nice to eat you rotting fox

 

 

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'The Taste Remains'

 

 

Aaah I see the gruel us ready

Assorted organ stew

Don't blow your cover

Next in line is you

 

You wear the shirt, won't get hurt

If you eat remains

Don't be coy step right up

Take a slurp enjoy

Move down the line bide your time

Be patient and don't whine

The bowl draws near you get the fear

Upon your face a frown now it must go down

 

Bla!

 

You go back for another sip

And the taste remains

You're loving it you're drinking it

And it tastes insane

You've drunken from a bowl of sick

And The taste remains

You've rinsed but can't get rid of it

And it tastes the same

 

Red soaked cardboard boxes

Stuffed with blood and guts

Soaked in herbs and spices

Tomorrow they're having you for lunch

 

Eeehh, having you for supper

Having you for supper

Urghh, having you for supper

We're having you for lunch!

 

Having you for supper

Having you for supper

Urghh, having you for supper

We're having you for

 

Go back for another sip

And the taste remains

You're loving it you're drinking it

And the tastes insane

It's chunky and it stinks of shit

You have to taste again

The consistency is gritty and thick

And the taste remains insane

 

Dad da da dadada...

 

 

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'The Taste Of Evil Brains'

 

 

Flesh is tasty but all we want is brains

Can't stop this hunger running through my veins

Nothing satisfies however much you bleed

The taste of evil brains is what I really need

 

Urgh

 

Yeow

 

Now what more can a dead man say

We have to eat your brains every single day

We can remove them in a lot of different ways

 

With a stone or blunt object your skull I first must shatter as I tear and rip away upon my face your blood will

splatter

I'm getting fatter but I still must eat your brains

 

Kids they all go crazy.. for the taste of evil brains..

 

And a slashing and a gashing and mashing and mushing we're not rushing you'll be fucking gushing cause were gonna

rip your brains out

Shouting and a screaming of evil brains you will be dreaming and the girls they all go crazy for the sound of evil

brain taste

 

And all the folks they say they love sound of evil brain taste

 

And all the kids go crazy for taste of evil brains

 

"It's time to eat your brains now"

 

Rip your brains out

 

Feast on brains WOW

 

Eat your brains now

 

Urgh

 

Brains for us and brains for you

You know that eating evil brains is just-a what you gotta do

If you like it and it's cool do yourself a great big favour

Cause we're kicking it you with an evil brain taste flavour

 

Cause were gonna rip your brains out

 

Kids they all go crazy for the taste of evil brains

 

Flesh is tasty but all we want is brains can't stop this hunger running through my veins

 

Nothing satisfies however much you bleed the taste of evil brains is what I really need

 

Urgh

 

 

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'Zombies'

 

 

Zombies, kicking down your door

Tearing down the place getting in your face

Want to eat your flesh it's a big disgrace

Trying to eat your brains driving you insane

 

Stab them in the eye watch em have a fit

Kick them in the balls and cut them into little bits

If you don't want to die then force their limbs into a blender

It is such a joy the living dead you must dismemBER!

 

Look out for the zombies

They will bring disorder

It's the end of the world

Go grab your cam recorder

 

Zombies, they are the undead

Get inside your head the thought of them you dread

Put your head between your legs if you can stand the smell

You really do not stand a snowflakes chance in hell

 

Stab them in the eye watch em have a fit

Kick them in the balls and cut them into little bits

If you don't want to die then force their limbs into a blender

It is such a joy the living dead you must dismember

 

Poke em in the ear see them have a seizure

Get your cleaver out yes it is the same procedure

Smack them chop them run them through a mangler

Master of the undead expert zombie wrangler

 

Yeaaah!

 

Urgggghh

 

Look out for the zombies

They will bring disorder

It's the end of the world

Go grab your cam recorder

 

 

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'Never Forget The Taste'

 

 

Never forget the taste

x4

 

Look at him don't you see

Grinning so vacantly

Always he's had the need

To fulfil his greed

Hungry is is no more

Since you walked through the door

Smile upon his dumb face

Never forget the taste

 

Trawling through chat rooms at midnight

Intent is clear but others aren't so true

Maybe this is just a fantasy

I guess that we will have to wait and see

Now at last a winning contender

To finally dine on his member

 

Never forget the taste!

 

It was to thick to chew

It was all new to you

Couldn't wait anymore

And you are really sure

Only one thing to do

Finish the game it's through

Stab in the throat at last

Your dream has come to pass

 

I think you'd seen enough

So his life you did snuff

Mark off the cuts with glee

Labelled so expertly

Stocked up for winter see

Save yourself some money

Watch him dance with a corpse

Master butcher of course

 

Never forget the taste

 

Never forget the taste

Always smiling cos you'll

 

Never forget the taste

 

Never forget the taste

Always smiling cos you'll

 

And now that you're sat in your cell

The only story that you tell

Is one of regret and of sorrow

For others your path not to follow

They say that you're cured not a threat

The things that you did you regret

But I bet you'd beg steal or borrow

To eat some more flesh tomorrow

 

I shouldn't have done it

I’ll never do it again

You say but when he gets out

I know that he will not hesitate

He'll back on the street

find a nice man to eat

Smile upon his dumb face

Never forget the taste

 

Cos you'll never forget the taste

 

You'll never forget the taste you stupid motherfucker

 

Cos you'll never forget the taste

 

Your mama forgot the taste you little ugly sucker

 

Cos you'll never forget the taste

Always smiling

Cos you'll never forget the taste

Always smiling

Cosyou'll never forget the taste

Always smiling

Cos you'll never forget the taste

Always smiling

 

Cos you'll never forget the taste!

 

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